Thursday, August 25, 2011

the beginning


She walked slowly down the lane, not knowing what to expect. Every shadow felt like someone waiting to leap out at her, every grain of sand felt hostile.
The darkness around her was slowly creeping into her soul, ready to claim her for its own.
She gulped.
‘There’s nothing,’ she whispered to herself, ‘there’s nothing. The shadows are just shadows, the darkness is just absence of light, I’m going to be fine. Mum needs me tonight – I really cannot allow fear to overcome me.”
But deep, numbing fear of what might be waiting for her at just the next shadow made it hard for her to carry on, not stumble and cower in a corner of the alley.
And then she heard it. It wasn’t more than a grain of – something, dropping somewhere nearby, but she heard it.
Every sense alert, the blood rushing through her body, she still froze, finding herself unable to move.
The feeling of being watched grew upon her, her back muscles became stiff from the expectation of being attacked from behind.
She felt something move above her, and knew Death had come for her before he leapt, before he bit through her neck, and sucked the lifeblood out of her.
Her last thought was of her mum, and of the food she’d been taking back for her, which would never reach now.
The last thing she heard was, “Are those two ants fighting? Go, little anty, go!”
And this grain of sugar had been particularly tasty too….

This was just the beginning. No ant could be safe from what soon came to be called…

DRACULANT!

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Genesis - We who are born, don't want to die


And God created Adam to be His likeness…
Adam started off looking like chewed-up gum, and God, He was worried.
But then Adam took shape, and God Heaved a Sigh of Relief.
And when Adam was Birthed through God’s Labours,
God Parted his umbilical cord from his belly, and
Mightily Smote him to make him cry,
And Washed him and So Forth
Until Adam, he was pure and smelled nice.

But Adam, crying he wouldst not stop,
Even when the Angels Rocked him,
And walked hurriedly around heaven,
In efforts to Bring Peace Upon him.
But Adam, crying he wouldst not stop,
Until God realised with Heavenly Truth,
That until Adam realised true misery,
He wouldst not value Heaven.
And so he created Eve even,
And made her slightly shapelier than Adam, God Knows,

And Lucifer Saw her and Wanted to Impress her
Which was why He Pretended
To be Too Cool to Bow.
And God Created Hell
Which is a Warm Place
For all the Cool People.