Genesis - We who are born, don't want to die

And God created Adam to be His likeness…

Adam started off looking like chewed-up gum, and God, He was worried.

But then Adam took shape, and God Heaved a Sigh of Relief.

And when Adam was Birthed through God’s Labours,

God Parted his umbilical cord from his belly, and

Mightily Smote him to make him cry,

And Washed him and So Forth

Until Adam, he was pure and smelled nice.

But Adam, crying he wouldst not stop,

Even when the Angels Rocked him,

And walked hurriedly around heaven,

In efforts to Bring Peace Upon him.

But Adam, crying he wouldst not stop,

Until God realised with Heavenly Truth,

That until Adam realised true misery,

He wouldst not value Heaven.

And so he created Eve even,

And made her slightly shapelier than Adam, God Knows,

And Lucifer Saw her and Wanted to Impress her

Which was why He Pretended

To be Too Cool to Bow.

And God Created Hell

Which is a Warm Place

For all the Cool People.